krocatoo:

Having to google internet slang your friend is using because you have no idea what the fuck it means.

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human:

i hate when that bitch you know who doesn’t do their work or pay attention in class, asks stupid questions to make it seem like they’re actively participating and the teacher falls for it. 

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Say it before you run out of time. Say it before it’s too late. Say what you’re feeling. Waiting is a mistake.

-(via timid)

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phatticuss:

cumcream:

cumcream:

What did the cat say to the dog?

cats don’t talk

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misbeliefs:

i have abs………olutely nothing

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heck-hath-no-fury:

ktisr:

my friends sister was telling me about how in highschool a guy tried to take a picture up her skirt as she was walking up stairs and she saw, grabbed his phone, broke it in half, and handed it back to him and said “you can tell your mom why your phones broken”

for a second I forgot about flip phones and I was like how in the holy hell did she rip a phone in half

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ssv-normandy:

when people casually mention something you’re completely obsessed with and it takes every fuckin ounce of your self control not to propel yourself into the stars and scream for the rest of eternity about how much you love the thing

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andrewquo:

Being passionate about something is so hot. It could be anything. Like chewing gum that you found stuck under public benches. Anything

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mitten:

when ur parents come home with a lot of groceries 

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forcefields:

derpdan:

would you rather have no internet connection or no friends

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if i had no internet connection I’d have no friends

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Its 3:30 am and Im awake… What the actual fbomb am i doing right now!!! Not sleeping i can tell ya that much.

striders:

last night my mom was like “you know what? you should go to law school, you’d be a great lawyer” and all i can picture is lawyer-me making fart noises with my mouth every time the opposing lawyer tries to talk

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everets:

*takes off shirt in front of girl* you like this? i got this pink line from sitting down for a long time. sometimes i get two lines.

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terezi-owns2:

THE LITTLE KID NEXT DOOR JSUT OPENED HIS WINDOW AND YELLED “WHAT IS 27 PLUS 4” AND I YELLED “IT’S 31” AND HE SAID “THANK YOU GOD LADY” IM LAUGIHNG

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