jackanthonyfernandez:

j5h:

when someone says “@ me next time” and the post was actually about them

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Help

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cryonetics:

snorlaxatives:

*sexually strokes wall until finding light switch*

What a turn on.

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urbancatfitters:

“shit it’s 2 a.m.” i say every day at 2 a.m. as if i am surprised

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popularboyfriend:

wow i really like this song i think i’m gonna listen to it 1 maybe 60 more times

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vvant:

im just so glad the word “ugh” was invented

(via lphone69)

hate:

how do people murder people when i cant even ask workers in stores for help without getting nervous

(via lphone69)

pubicles:

Becoming a cold hearted bitch wasn’t really what I planned to do with my life but here I am

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fuckyeahitspcola:

MY ANACONDA DON’T!

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MY ANACONDA DON’T!

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MY ANACONDA DON’T WANT NUN UNLESS YOU GOT BUNS HUN!

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(via lphone69)

darklittlefaun:

silent-suicides:

aquabreeze:

laughing-with-the-sun:

pvincess:

thedarkchocolatedandy:

sxeman69:

but then again, its kind like putting a meat suit on and telling a shark not to eat you

We (men) are not fucking sharks!
We are not rabid animals living off of pure instinct
We are capable of rational thinking and understanding. 
Just because someone is cooking food doesn’t mean you’re entitled to eat it. 
Just because a banker is counting money doesn’t mean you’re being given free money.
Just because a person is naked doesn’t mean you’re entitled to fuck them. 
You are not entitled to someone else’s body just because it’s exposed. 
What is so fucking difficult about this concept?




How can you not reblog something like this

THAT IS WHAT I WAS TRYING TO EXPLAIN YESTERDAY ^ OMG

urbanoutcritters:

i’m gonna be the chillest parent ever when it comes to my kid’s clothes
u wanna wear band tshirts and red lipstick? hell yeah. u wanna wear floral skirts and hockey jerseys? cool man, if that’s what u want. you wanna wear fedoras and rage comic shirts? well actually,

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spaceslut:

the greatest horse in all of animation history

condom:

don’t tell me to calm down I’ll throw a fucking desk at your face

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laughcentre:

don’t you hate it when you offer help and the other person says yes

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i swear i get uglier everyday

(Source: mammamoon, via lphone69)

buttlid:

wanna make a secret handshake it involves us touching our mouths together for three hours

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